It has been brought to my attention that we, as a society, need to discuss some etiquette issues. Apparently, this conversation has not occurred, because the same things keep happening to me over and over. Therefore, I will take the initiative and get the ball rolling.
- If we agree to meet at 9:00 and you show up 10 minutes early, it does not mean that I am late for arriving at the established time.
- It is in bad form to comment upon another’s weight, height, or general personal appearance. This is America. Most of us have mirrors.
- On that note, I DO know how much I weigh. I’ve also talked to the Doctor about it (he wasn’t much help). Your suggestions aren’t useful and the latest fad diet probably won’t work either. Keep it to yourself.
- I know how many calories are in this chocolate bar, French fries, sandwich, etc. The Food Police are never appreciated at the dinner table.
- Talking loudly on your cell phone while shopping for groceries does not make you important. If this conversation is so significant, then take it outside. We aren’t interested in hearing the details of your recent intestine surgery while waiting for you to pay attention to the cashier.
- If I’m reading a book, that means I’m busy. Don’t talk to me unless something’s on fire.
- Confiscating the remote and changing the channel to sports is not ok. (Ahem…Joe.)
- Don’t text me without permission. It might cost me money.
- Especially don’t text me if you’re my boss (Lora!!!!!). I’m paid by the hour. You can tell me your problem tomorrow, after I’ve clocked in.
- It’s not ok for you to jump on my lap and lick my face without permission. Wait, that only applies to dogs (Rat Dog!). No, wait… it applies to people too.
So there you have it folks, the Chubby Girl Record of Rudeness. I’ve spotted ten things. I’m sure there’s more. Feel free to add!
~Michaela
xi. If you text while driving, you deserve whatever you get.
xii. If you are a restaurant worker, do NOT handle my food unless the last things you’ve touched are soap, water and a clean towel. If you stop preparing my food to make change or take a phone call, that calls for a second hand-washing.
Amen to that!
xiii. just because my dog is big and has an ugly face does not in any way extrapolate to “mean”, and making wierd comments will not encourage me to rethink my choice of pet.
xiv Just because I work here does not mean that I owe you something. I have agreed to do my best, If I am not then fire me. do not micro manage, belittle, guilt, or threaten me thinking that it will improve my work out put.
xv. Do not look at me like I am technologically inept or better yet a horrible parent for not owning a cell phone. Believe it or not people existed long before cell phones and they even survived emergencies. When I gave birth, a cell phone did not pop out of my uterus with my child, so I am not a defective parent for not owning one.